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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 25.06.2025 11:55

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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They put up a sign reading

Freaks and Cheeks

Just Forget it!

Baby Talk Enhances Infant Speech Learning - Neuroscience News

Still no good.

Still no good

Then came..

Why do people smoke?

Next, they tried...

share office space ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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So they tried

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Nuts and Butts

Unacceptable again!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

First quantum-mechanical model of quasicrystals reveals why they exist - Phys.org

Hysterias & Posteriors

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Loons and Moons

I have wasted my 6 years for preparing for a government exam but did not succeed. Now I am 28 years old. What should I do?

No go.

So, the docs changed it to read

No, not a chance

Regardless of your opinion about Trump, do you agree with his idea that globalism is bad for America?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

No way

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What does the stink of the skunk look like? Why would it be dangerous?