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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 11:55

Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
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Still no good.
Still no good
Then came..
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
No way
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What does the stink of the skunk look like? Why would it be dangerous?